Brendan Kelly, Pick-Up Artist

I'm still working on The Road to the Skeleton Coast podcast. Over the weekend, I listened to episode 14, from the beginning of July. The Lawrence Arms' Brendan Kelly confessed that in his 20s (I'm assuming he was still in college), he was so broke, he'd go to gay bars, have guys buy him drinks, and hook up with women because of less competition. Fuckin' genius!